Ah, the prom days. I remember it like it was 7 years ago. Spending countless hours wondering how I was going to ask the girl who genuinely had no interest in dating me to prom. Deciding on color schemes of the dress and tux combo. Figuring out the dinner venue and what kind of stretch limo we all were going to cruise the town in together. It was
awesome – overrated as hell.
Leave it to these guys to go and destroy all the dreams of that high schooler’s perfect prom fantasy. To that girl who was expecting to coordinate with her date, good luck trying to keep up with Money Mitch and his buddy Gunner The Galactic Star Warrior to his right. When I first saw this my initial thought was, sick, you guys really nailed this one. But then I took a step back. I saw the dude in the leopard tux with loafers and no socks and said fuck yes. These guys clearly get it.
Prom is a pretty overrated event and if you disagree please ask yourself if you still talk to/date that person who you went to prom with on a regular basis today. If you do, that’s seriously impressive.
Sure, prom is a great experience for the memory bank, but overall, all of the extras involved with it are entirely overdone for kids who are only in high school. I’ll be honest, I still follow my prom dates on social media but that’s really about it. They both have serious boyfriends now, and me? Well, I know how to file my taxes (thanks H&R Block). This is honest fun and you know what, these kids are going to look back on this over a few cold beers and say, “wow, we didn’t give a shit at our senior prom; that was fun.”