I’m Taking Warriors Mom 9 Times Out Of 10 In A Dance Battle
Brad DobbinsDecember 21, 2016300 Views0
Can we give this mother a round of applause? Hot damn lady, way to rock that shit. Call up the bomb squad cause the moves are explosive.
*That was lame as shit, Brad*
You remember when she first came to light in the stands straight crushing it for the jumbotron; ‘Member???
Oh yeah – I ‘member. Initially I thought moms had just a little groove in the genetic pool, but then I saw the full-on choreography today. Just an absolute whirlwind of hip turning, hand flailing, and just pure hot mom moves. If you weren’t convinced on her moves before, I’ll give you a moment to revise your initial thoughts.
Like, I’m not even looking at the other cheerleaders cause mom is rocking it so hard. Making it look effortless AF! What would really make my Christmas is if she’d come back for a part two and start dabbing and "hitting them folks." Oh what’s that? You’re unfamiliar with "hitting them folks?"I mean, essentially it’s this:
Except with heavier swag, which momma bear has!
I’d literally lose all of it if I saw her break out the pop culture dance moves. Make this happen GSW. I just had a great idea typing all of this. What if the NBA starting pulling all of the groove-happy moms out of the stands and made them battle? You know, kind of like some "You Got Served" halftime madness?
They would have to start televising the halftimes at games. Can you imagine the all of the possibilities this would open up for bookies outside of just setting spreads to bet on sports? I’m talking over/unders on moms doing splits and moon walking to seal wins. If anyone wants to take that idea, go for it. That’s free intellectual property I’m spewing out.
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