Is Dangling 73-Stories In The Air With No Safety Gear Sexy To You?
Brad DobbinsFebruary 21, 2017339 Views0
Oh wow Bobby – caption contest! "DOES THIS ANGLE MAKE MY EYES LOOK BETTER!?" "Ok, so you’re not going to drop me right?" "Aim for the bushes?"
Can someone explain to me why this was necessary? People really do some dumb shit, and at the end of the day I’m 99.999999% confident this was all for some Instagram likes. Look, I’m no stranger to Insta; I know what you’re doing. I love my followers and my likes, but ain’t no way in hell you’re going to catch Big Dad out here dangling from buildings just for me to put up some bo-bo-ass inspirational caption on there for my followers to like. I’m good. I’ll just stick to my weekendly libation photos with my friends and caption accordingly. Not the healthiest alternative, but I’ll take my chances with that over dying a death like how The Rock and Samuel L. did inThe Other Guys.
"Aim for the bushes."*fist pound*…….
THERE GOES MY HEROOOOO!
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