Annnnd here’s an exclusive live look at Perdue farms. Yes – that was a direct shot at Perdue because lord knows what in the hell goes on at those “farms.” This right here is no chicken. This is some one dressed up in the most realistic chicken costume I’ve ever seen. That thing walks like its roamed the earth for thousands of years, ready to fuck up the next person who even thinks about throwing his spooky ass in the processor. Talk about growth inducing hormones. The breed is the Brahma Chicken and they are “developed” from large birds imported from China. Damn you, China – I swear. Keep these mutant things away from America. If you ever needed more reasoning that your store bought proteins were being tampered with, here you fucking go. Looking at all options of being a vegetarian now.
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