Yup – I think we’ve reached a new level of fuckery when announcing where high school athletes will be attending post-grad. I’ll give the dude his props for having three solid options to go play ball for (excluding all other schools that were probably recruiting heavy for him). But bro, like this? You chose to break the news to these schools like this?
Levi Jones commits to Florida! Wait….Florida State! Wait…
— ESPNU (@ESPNU) February 1, 2017
This is like you telling your 2 Tinder side girls that you’re ready to date them and then pulling a move out of the Ashton Kutcher “Punked” playbook and saying, “just kidding, here’s the girl I’m actually going to date.” You rode along with all the hospitality, teased them as if you were really committing and then pulled the biggest curve over both coaches publicly.
He basically said thanks for everything guys – it was real, it was fun; hasn’t been real fun – committing to the girlfriend (school) I knew I was going to end up with the whole time. This kid must have the balls of Thor to straight-up disrespect McElwain and Jimbo like this (I laugh every time I say Jimbo’s name). No fucks given on this day by Levi Jones.
My favorite part was when the crowd starts clapping and he tells them “y’all better chill.” Laughing out loud dude – this has got to be the biggest troll of 2017 yet. Great entertainment. I give it a 10 out of 10. Luckily Levi doesn’t have to play either of the teams he trolled on in 2017 because I don’t picture Jimbo and McElwain brushing this off casually. I picture both coaches waiting for that opportunity like:
“We’ve been waiting for you, Levi…”